Movie quotes

**LPD_raider** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:02 PM

I cant remember if we've done this before, but I thought it would be cool to start a thread where we post our favorite quotes from movies

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**steer** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:15 PM

i piss excellence

**1inStripes** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:23 PM

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:27 PM

the words of the great clark griswold
"I think you're all [censored] in the head. We're ten hours from the [censored] fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much [censored] fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our [censored] smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're [censored]! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy [censored]!"

**1inStripes** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:28 PM

Clark!!!

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:29 PM

another clark griswold gem
"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is. Hallelujah. Holy [censored]. Where's the Tylenol?"

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:31 PM

since i saw this last night
"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

**1inStripes** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:32 PM

Come on, Clark, the night is young... they're giving away free hot sandwiches at the blood bank.

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · October 3rd, 2007, 11:34 PM

from death to smoochy.......which for anybody who has never seen it......its hysterical
"Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam [censored]!"

and.....
" What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick [censored]! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A [richard]! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough."